i think my life peaked when i spent 4 days in paris its all downhill from here

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khazix:

this card is too real

lowellicious:

when skinny girls hear the end of Anaconda

vine by chrischris

andthatlittleblackdress:

I WANT THIS PHOTOSET LIKE ENGRAVED ON THE INSIDE OF MY COFFIN SO I CAN LAUGH AT IT FOR ALL ETERNITY

its really weird and empty in my room here now my boyfriends gone hahaaa

"I’m 36 and I am at a really good place in my life right now. And when I was your age, in college, I wasn’t. So don’t you let anyone tell you that college or your 20’s should automatically be the best part of your life, or that growing up and being an adult means everything goes downhill. That’s bullshit. I am so happy right now as a middle-aged person. That’s totally a thing. So don’t worry about growing up."
- My chemistry professor today, just out of the blue. I thought it was really apropos for all college-aged individuals. (via ohmarine)

neither:

I’d fuck marry and kill myself

unfollowfriday:

white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

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