on a wednesday, in a cafe i watched it begin again


When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real


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Kerchak said I don’t belong in the family. Never mind what Kerchak said. Now, hold still! But, look at me! I am, Tarzan. And do you know what I see? I see two eyes, like mine. And a nose… somewhere. Ahh… here! Two ears !

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Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade

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Taylor replies to a fan on 8.31.14 on Instagram.

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#taylor swift  


Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
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time is going so fast and its like 3 weeks or less until i go to university and i don’t think its really sunk in that i’m going to be away from everyone i know and the places i know for a long time!!! its like, i’m excited to do something different because working this past year has been DULL and i’m excited about stationary and getting to wear whatever clothes i wanna wear and actually paint my nails and HOPEFULLY make friends because my social life has gone to shit at home haha.. but so much is going to change.. but i guess if it goes badly, at least my uni is only an hour from home so i can just get through the year and next year just live at home and take the train… i obviously don’t really want that to happen but its something to think about if i hated it there. i’m also like scared of going to plymouth in general because i literally think i might get mugged….. haha…… and its things like cooking for myself everyday?? and having to buy food and drink and not being babied anymore??? how will i cope

me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar
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you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal


you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal

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